VOL. I · NO. 8575SUNDAY, AUGUST 23, 2026
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U.S. Postal Service Issues Rules To Tighten Mail-In Voting If Court Gives OK

Filed 3d ago · Via HuffPost · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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The U.S. Postal Service issued a final 95-page rule tightening mail-in voting requirements ahead of November's elections, despite a federal judge in Boston having already blocked the changes from taking effect. USPS says the rule will activate immediately if that injunction is lifted, requiring states to supply lists of voters who received mailed ballots and unique barcodes on ballot envelopes.

The rule stems from an executive order President Trump signed in March, following years of his false claims that mail-in voting cost him the 2020 election. USPS says it will not inspect ballot contents or record party affiliation, only exterior address and barcode data.

Democratic election lawyer Marc Elias said USPS had 'caved to Trump,' while many states and congressional Democrats argue the agency lacks authority to overhaul election procedures this close to a vote. USPS declined to comment, citing ongoing litigation.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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An agency that cannot reliably tell you where a package is has now been handed the job of tracking who received a ballot, and it finalized the paperwork for a policy a judge has already switched off. Filing a 95-page rule that is legally inert is not administration; it is a loaded spring, tensioned in advance and pointed at November. Declining to comment while citing litigation is the institutional equivalent of whistling with the receipt still in your hand.
Source: Read the original at HuffPost → Scored: Sneaky Adventure · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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