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Natalie Harp Gives Rare Interview With A Familiar-Sounding Twist
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Natalie Harp, a special assistant to President Trump known as his 'Human Printer' for helping craft his Truth Social posts, gave written answers to Washingtonian for its list of the 300 Most Powerful Women in Washington, submitted through White House communications director Steven Cheung.
The magazine noted her answers' capitalization and tone echo Trump's own social media style. Harp praised the president's 'rare gift' for seeing potential in people and said the hardest part of her job is that Washington doesn't move at 'the speed of TRUMP!'
Asked how she de-stresses, Harp said she listens to Bible chapters each morning and prays, noting that the 'epicenter of power' is not Washington but Heaven.
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When a person's own interview comes back with the boss's capital letters on it, you start to wonder whose hand was on the pen. It went through the communications director first, too, so this was less a chat than a form letter with a signature at the bottom. Nice that she keeps Heaven above Washington, though Heaven probably doesn't make you route your answers through Steven Cheung.
