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35 Newer Products That’ll Help You Freshen Up Your Everyday Routine

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Local Forecast - Elevator
Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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This is a HuffPost/BuzzFeed shopping roundup featuring items like a lymphatic contour face brush and a confetti cake scented body lotion, complete with affiliate links and reviewer testimonials. It carries no connection to government policy, the White House, or anything resembling hard news.

The piece discloses upfront that HuffPost receives a share from retailers on the page, which is at least honest about its own commercial interest even if the filing category makes no sense.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

Source: Read the original at HuffPost → Scored: Local Forecast - Elevator · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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