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Fire Point warns Russia of fresh Flamingo strikes - video

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Fire Point, a Ukrainian defense manufacturer, released video of missile and drone launches on Telegram, warning Russia to expect further strikes and invoking karma in its caption. The footage included prior strike aftermath, including burning oil refineries and a damaged Ozon warehouse.

The company said its systems hit 76 strategic targets in August, including damage to three Russian Black Sea Fleet warships, the shutdown of the Orsk refinery, and Flamingo missile strikes on the Progress Rocket Space Centre. In June, the company's chief designer said Ukraine would be able to strike Moscow with domestically built FP-9 ballistic missiles by late summer or early autumn — a claim made by the company about its own products, not independently verified here.

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