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NFL Sunday Night Football—Best Player Props (Week 3)

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A Forbes contributor lays out player prop bets for Sunday Night Football between the Denver Broncos and Los Angeles Rams, recommending overs on Terrance Ferguson's receiving yards and Blake Corum's rushing yards.

The piece cites Puka Nacua's doubtful status, Denver's leaky defense against tight ends and running backs, and various advanced metrics to justify the picks, all in service of sportsbook lines from BetMGM and FanDuel.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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