VOL. I · NO. 8577TUESDAY, AUGUST 25, 2026
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Honoring the Memory of Dolly Parton

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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The White House issued a presidential proclamation ordering flags flown at half-staff at federal buildings, military posts, and installations through sunset on September 1, 2026, in honor of Dolly Parton.

The order extends to embassies and consular offices abroad, covering U.S. facilities worldwide.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

Source: Read the original at White House → Scored: Gypsy Shoegazer No Voices · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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