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Fedorov's U.S. trip to attract Pentagon and defense contractor interest, MP says

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Ukrainian lawmaker Oleksiy Honcharenko told Radio NV that U.S. defense officials, universities, and defense contractors are closely watching former minister Mykhailo Fedorov ahead of a planned U.S. visit, framed officially around defense technology projects. Fedorov was dismissed in July when the Rada ousted the entire Cabinet amid a dispute with then-commander-in-chief Oleksandr Syrskyi, who was subsequently replaced.

Honcharenko says he expects high-level Washington meetings and university lecture invitations, and suggested Fedorov could use the trip to build political support after leaving government. Fedorov himself has said he won't oppose President Zelenskyy politically during wartime but ruled out returning to any government post besides defense minister — a post already filled by Yevhen Khmara as of Aug. 19.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
An MP's prediction that the Pentagon is surely eager to meet a man is not the same as the Pentagon saying so, and the gap between those two sentences is doing a lot of work here. Confidence is free; confirmed meetings are the actual story, whenever they happen to show up.
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