VOL. I · NO. 8564WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 12, 2026
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Doctors say Trump’s vaccine order will raise fears, cause confusion and endanger kids

Filed 2w ago · Via citizensvoice.com · The Buffoon Desk
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President Trump signed an executive order pushing for the combined MMR vaccine to be split into three separate shots at separate appointments, and reviving the debunked vaccine-autism link, even as measles cases hit their highest levels in more than three decades.

Pediatricians and researchers, including Dr. Paul Offit and Dr. Molly O'Shea, say the order is not based on science, that combined MMR produces a better immune response than separated doses, and that no such single vaccines even exist in the U.S. currently.

The order also revives changes to the childhood vaccine schedule that a federal judge already blocked once, from HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., who spent years leading the anti-vaccine movement before taking the job meant to oversee vaccine policy.

Doctors warn the immediate effect will be confused parents during back-to-school checkups, with kindergarten vaccination rates already falling and exemption rates at an all-time high.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
An administration that cannot beat measles science on the merits has decided to beat it on paperwork instead, ordering a plan for shots that do not exist to fix a problem that does not exist. Installing the architect of vaccine skepticism to run vaccine policy was always going to produce exactly this kind of memo. The only new data point here is how many times a federal judge will have to say no before the order sticks.
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