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Netanyahu Expected To Berate New York's Mamdani In 'Campaign Speech' Of UN Address

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Benjamin Netanyahu is expected to use his UN General Assembly address to publicly rebuke New York Mayor Zohran Mamdani, who has called him a war criminal and accused him of genocide against Palestinians. In a video statement, Netanyahu said he intended to defend Israeli soldiers and falsely accused Mamdani of supporting Hamas.

Mamdani had campaigned on a pledge to have Netanyahu arrested if he visited the city, though he later concluded he lacked the authority to do so. Netanyahu, who denies war crimes allegations, is making his first New York visit since Mamdani took office, arriving and departing the same day.

The visit comes as Netanyahu faces a tough re-election fight at home, with no meeting planned with President Trump despite billions in ongoing US arms sales. Analysts note Netanyahu is expected to court Israeli voters directly by attacking both Mamdani and Iran, rather than address the assembly itself.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
A prime minister flying in and out of New York in a single day to yell at a mayor tells you plenty about whose vote he is actually after. When the man skips the sitting American president but finds time to needle a city council's least favorite target, that is not diplomacy, that is a campaign ad with better catering. Israeli voters will decide in five weeks whether the show worked.
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