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What can we learn from Francesca Hong’s loss in Wisconsin?

Filed 2w ago · Via The Guardian · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

This analysis piece argues that Francesca Hong's narrow loss to David Crowley in Wisconsin's Democratic primary shows the party establishment retains real power to consolidate voters quickly, comparing it to the 2020 rapid consolidation around Joe Biden after Bernie Sanders' early strength. The piece credits endorsements from Gov. Tony Evers and other leaders with swinging late deciders toward Crowley despite Hong's polling lead.

The author contends the left has built deep but narrow bases through door-knocking and community organizing, which succeed locally but struggle at statewide scale against traditional TV and media strategies. It frames Hong's roughly 40% result as still a meaningful gain for the growing left, even in defeat, while noting the party's institutions retain credibility with segments of the electorate the left hasn't organized.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

Source: Read the original at The Guardian → Scored: Kings of Tara · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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