Budget experts pan Trump’s ‘fiscally dangerous’ $5,000 payout that would ‘explode’ the national debt

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Handing out money you have to borrow first is how a man ends up with a boat in the driveway and a second mortgage he doesn't mention at church. The price tag here runs to twelve digits, and the condition attached is that one party keeps its jobs. Anybody who's been offered a favor with strings that thick knows to count the fingers afterward.

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