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Iraqi Kurds sees opportunities – and risks – in the withdrawal of US troops

Filed 3h ago · Via The Conversation · The Buffoon Desk
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The last U.S. forces departed Erbil Air Base on Sept. 30, 2026, ending a military presence that had simultaneously protected Iraqi Kurdistan and made it a target. The region, home to 6.5 million mostly Kurdish people, now faces Iranian-aligned militia threats without the air-defense capability the Americans provided, even as it completed a long-sought unification of Peshmerga forces under one command.

Iraq marked the withdrawal as sovereignty day, but Baghdad just extended its own deadline for disarming armed groups outside state control from September to next June, under pressure from the groups it was supposed to be disarming. Kurdish leaders, including Prime Minister Masrour Barzani, are now asking for exactly the advanced weapons and air-defense systems the departing Americans used to supply.

More than 1,000 drones and missiles have hit the region since February, per Kurdish accounts, while the national air-defense system meant to replace U.S. coverage remains unfinished. The practical test of sovereignty, as one regional president put it, is not whether foreign troops left but whether the state left behind can actually do the job.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
Calling it sovereignty day the same week you ask Baghdad for better air defense is like declaring independence from your parents and then asking to borrow the car. The deadline for disarming the militias has already slipped once, which tells you plenty about who is really in charge of that particular garage. Nobody writes a press release called 'we moved the goalposts because the other guys still have guns,' but that is the news here all the same.
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