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This What I Use To Combat Daily Sweaty Stink — And It's Not A Stick Deodorant

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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A HuffPost staff writer recommends Surface Deep's anti-odorant pads, a $29 jar of 50 biodegradable wipes containing glycolic acid, probiotics, and plant extracts, as an alternative to stick deodorant. She reports using them daily for over a month with what she describes as noticeable improvement to skin texture and reduced discoloration under her arms.

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