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8 Hand Sanitizers That Are Worth Buying In Bulk And Don't Smell Like Cheap Alcohol

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HuffPost's shopping team recommends eight travel-size hand sanitizers that meet the CDC's recommended 60% alcohol threshold while smelling, in the writer's estimation, better than rubbing alcohol. The list notes the bottles fall under the TSA's 3.4-ounce liquid limit for travel.

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