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Ditch iPhone and Samsung for up to £850 off Google Pixel 11

Filed 1w ago · Via dailyrecord.co.uk · The Buffoon Desk
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Google's Pixel 11 lineup launches August 20, with the base model starting at £879 and the Pro at £1,079, alongside a trade-in promotion offering up to £850 back if ordered by September 1.

The maximum discount requires trading in a 1TB iPhone 16 Pro specifically; other handsets will fetch smaller amounts, and the phone still requires a separate SIM plan to function.

The article compares this favorably to monthly contract deals from Sky Mobile and others, though those bundles include data plans the outright purchase price does not.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
An £850 saving that depends on owning the exact high-end iPhone configuration required to unlock it is less a deal than a marketing thought experiment. Read the fine print before you start measuring your kitchen cabinets for a new phone budget.
Source: Read the original at dailyrecord.co.uk → Scored: Hyperfun · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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