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Keyshawn Johnson scores in lawsuit over unpaid scouting fees

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Former NFL receiver Keyshawn Johnson's breach of contract suit against agent Christopher Ellison survived a motion to dismiss Thursday, with a jury trial tentatively set for November. Johnson claims a 2015 oral agreement entitled him to a third of Ellison's commission for recruiting NFL prospects, and says he's owed nearly $1 million after payments stopped.

Ellison, representing himself, argued Johnson's account was fictional and that Johnson, lacking an agent's license, would have acted illegally as an unlicensed recruiter if his version were true. Judge Thomas Long rejected the argument, ruling the illegality defense raised factual questions that can't be resolved this early, and let all six of Johnson's claims stand.

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An agent arguing that his own client's story, if true, proves the client broke the law is a bold way to avoid paying a bill. It's the kind of defense that only works if nobody asks the obvious next question about who set the deal up that way to begin with. The judge asked it anyway.
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