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These Were The Most Popular Baby Names 25 Years Ago

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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The Social Security Administration's records show the most popular baby names of 2001 included Emily, Madison, and Jacob at the top, with names like Ashley, Alexis, and Brandon far more common then than now. The piece lists the top 25 names for each sex from that year alongside their current rankings, showing some names like Olivia and Emma climbing while others like Destiny and Justin have fallen sharply.

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