VOL. I · NO. 8599WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 16, 2026
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Google’s $351 million app store deal clears UK tribunal, but cash won’t flow yet

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The UK's Competition Appeal Tribunal gave conditional approval to Google's $351 million settlement with British app developers over Play Store fees, which reportedly ran as high as 30% on sales and in-app purchases. The deal sets aside 160 million pounds for developers and 100 million pounds for lawyers, insurers and litigation funders, with a guaranteed 200-pound minimum per eligible claimant.

Developer Dream Games objects that it would collect roughly 15% of its estimated claim while lawyers and backers could eventually collect everything their contracts promise. Google's lawyer noted the settlement carries no admission of liability or wrongdoing, standard phrasing for a company writing a nine-figure check.

The tribunal wants revised paperwork before issuing a formal order, and developers get three months to opt out. A further hearing will sort out unclaimed funds and additional payments to those 30-40 million pounds in contractual leftovers, meaning the money stays parked until someone decides who really earned it.

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Two hundred pounds minimum sounds tidy until you notice the lawyers and funders get a pot that can only grow while the developers actually harmed by the fees split whatever's left over. The company that allegedly did the overcharging gets to walk away admitting nothing, which is the corporate equivalent of paying for the dent but insisting the fence jumped out in front of the truck. Watch how many months pass before an actual developer sees actual money.
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