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Jimmy Kimmel’s Best Trump Joke Came And Went Without 1 Mention Of His Name

Filed 1h ago · Via HuffPost · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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Jimmy Kimmel's Thursday monologue featured his wife and show co-head writer Molly McNearney playing a clingy fake assistant named 'Natalie,' who called Kimmel her 'guardian and protector' and gushed over his hands before being dragged off set. The bit referenced Natalie Harp, Trump's real aide, who reportedly wrote him letters describing him in similar terms, per past New York Times reporting.

The joke followed weeks of attention on the Trump-Harp relationship after Sen. Jon Ossoff mentioned her by name at a rally, saying Trump would rather 'build his ballroom and travel with Natalie' than do the job.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
A late-night sketch only lands if the real thing already sounds like a script note, and this one clearly did. Nobody had to invent the devotion, just stage it with better lighting. That should worry the people whose actual job is running the country, though it does not appear to.
Source: Read the original at HuffPost → Scored: Merry Go Slower - Distressed · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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