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Ukraine strikes Novorossiysk naval base, destroys Russian missile carriers

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Ukraine's Unmanned Systems Forces say an overnight strike hit the Novorossiysk naval base, destroying several vessels including missile carriers, according to commander Robert Brovdi. A separate strike near Gelendzhik reportedly destroyed a Su-33 fighter jet, a helicopter, and two radar systems tied to Russian air defenses.

Russia's Defense Ministry claims it intercepted 596 Ukrainian drones overnight across eleven regions and occupied Crimea, a figure that arrives, as always, with no accounting of what wasn't intercepted. Fires were reported at the Novorossiysk fuel oil terminal, part of Russia's largest seaport, and a shipping line has already suspended service to the port.

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