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This Classic Coat Will Instantly Upgrade Any Outfit — And You Don't Need To Spend A Ton To Get It

Filed 43m ago · Via HuffPost · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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A shopping roundup recommends trench coats for what it repeatedly calls spring styling, published in late September under a headline about fall jackets. Prices range from $45 to $90, with commissions flowing to the outlet through every link.

The piece was filed by its publisher under White House coverage, a categorization this desk cannot verify against anything resembling news.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
Somebody in that building filed a coat listicle next to the news of the nation and nobody stopped to ask why. The coats themselves look fine, the seasons just got confused along the way. A publisher's closet is not this desk's business, but the filing cabinet sure is.
Source: Read the original at HuffPost → Scored: Hot Swing · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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