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NFL Week 3 Best Bets: TD Props For Jaxon Smith-Njigba, Derrick Henry

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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A Forbes contributor lays out a parlay card of touchdown predictions for NFL Week 3, featuring Jaxon Smith-Njigba against a leaky Commanders secondary, Kenneth Walker III in a lopsided Chiefs game, and Derrick Henry wearing down the Cowboys late.

The picks lean on real numbers, yards per target, red-zone touches, point spreads, dressed up in the confident tone of a man who knows this is entertainment, not investment advice.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

Source: Read the original at Forbes → Scored: As I Figure · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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