President Trump at the United Nations: “While Others Have Talked, I Have Acted”

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The White House released a summary of President Trump's address to the 81st UN General Assembly, framed as a triumphant declaration that American strength has returned under his leadership.

According to the release, the speech touched on confronting enemies, forbidding communism, rejecting global control, and defending sovereignty, though the release offers no specifics on how any of that will happen.

The post credits itself with delivering a powerful message, which is one way to describe a press office describing its own boss's speech as powerful.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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A speech about doing things instead of talking is still, at the end of the day, a speech. And the folks handing out the praise are the same ones who typed it up, which is like your brother-in-law telling you his chili won a contest he judged himself. Nobody has to believe the trophy, but he will keep it on the mantel.

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