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Two killed after strike on Oleksandriia enterprise

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Russian strikes on Oleksandriia in Kirovohrad Oblast killed two people after hitting what local officials described as critical infrastructure and a local enterprise, President Volodymyr Zelenskyy said. The city's mayor had earlier reported one woman dead, three injured, and two people unaccounted for.

The strike was part of a large-scale overnight Russian assault involving ballistic and cruise missiles, including Kalibr missiles, bomber-launched missiles, and attack drones, with explosions reported in Kyiv, Dnipro, Zaporizhzhya, and Kremenchuk. A separate strike on a residential building in Pryluky, Chernihiv Oblast, killed two people and injured seven, with rescue crews working through the rubble.

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