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John Oliver Has Cheeky Request For Trump’s Secret Service

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John Oliver used a Sunday segment on Secret Service protective practices to request similar treatment for himself, citing a documented case where agents took a man who had once trespassed at Ronald Reagan's home to dinner and a movie to keep tabs on him during presidential visits.

Oliver noted the sizable chance the agency has a file on him given his history of criticizing the president, and asked that if agents want to monitor him during a future Trump visit to New York, they take him to see the Broadway show 'Oh, Mary!' Aisle seat, he specified.

The segment is the latest in a run of late-night bits aimed at the administration, following similar material from other hosts.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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