'My Little Cute Toes Are Back To Normal' Thanks To This Athlete's Foot Treatment

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

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This is a shopping post recommending an over-the-counter athlete's foot cream, priced at $19 for one ounce on Amazon with comparable listings at Walmart and Target, and citing unnamed reviewer testimony about relief from long-standing foot irritation.

There is no government, White House, or policy content in the material at all; it is a commission-earning product recommendation that landed on this desk by mistake.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

Source: Read the original at HuffPost → Scored: Merry Go Slower - Distressed · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0

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