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Is Inflation Making Restaurants Cheaper Than Groceries? Here’s What The Burrito Test Says

Filed 1h ago · Via Forbes · The Buffoon Desk
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Local Forecast - Elevator
Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
Photo: Jean Fouquet · Public domain · via Wikimedia Commons

The piece poses the question of whether rising grocery costs have made restaurant meals comparatively cheaper, using a burrito as its measuring stick. No pricing data, timeframe, or methodology came through in the available material to support or refute that premise.

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Source: Read the original at Forbes → Scored: Local Forecast - Elevator · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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