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Jelly Bras, Wine Condoms And Sh*t Shoes: These Products Sound Weird, But Are Actually Incredible

Filed 1h ago · Via HuffPost · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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This is an affiliate shopping list touting oddly named consumer products, including a gel-cushioned bra, a curved toothbrush and other items the outlet insists work better than their names suggest.

There is no government content, no policy, and no news hook beyond product recommendations that generate referral commissions for the publisher.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

Source: Read the original at HuffPost → Scored: Kings of Tara · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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