VOL. I · NO. 8571WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 19, 2026
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Nixon advances to face Moody in U.S. Senate race with decisive win over Vindman

Filed 1w ago · Via Florida Phoenix · The Buffoon Desk
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Dvorak Polka
Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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Angie Nixon won Florida's Democratic Senate primary Tuesday with 55.7% of the vote to Alex Vindman's 44.3%, according to AP results with 88% reporting, setting up a general-election matchup against appointed incumbent Ashley Moody. Nixon, a state House member since 2020, was vastly outspent, raising about $975,000 to Vindman's $16.27 million, yet won by roughly 130,000 votes.

Moody, appointed by Gov. Ron DeSantis to fill Marco Rubio's seat, won her own primary with nearly 80% of the vote and posted that she is 'YOUR fighter' who won't let voters down. Nixon, known for a bullhorn protest on the House floor and a sit-in at the governor's office over redistricting, campaigned on Medicare for All and populist rhetoric against 'billionaire donors.'

Vindman, a retired Army lieutenant colonel and 2019 impeachment witness against Trump, pledged to support Nixon in the general election, framing his own candidacy in a social media post as an only-in-America story about a Jewish refugee who reached the Senate primary ballot.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
A fifteen-million-dollar spending advantage evaporating against a bullhorn and a state-legislature record is the kind of result that campaign consultants will spend years explaining away. Moody, for her part, has already reached for the ready-made footage of her opponent's most theatrical moment, which suggests the general election will be fought less on policy than on vibes. Calling an appointment 'the honor of a lifetime' is a fine sentiment for someone who has yet to face voters for the seat.
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