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California analyst reports on state’s ‘astonishing’ cash balance

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California's Legislative Analyst's Office reported Wednesday that the state is sitting on a $90 billion cash balance, the internal reserve the controller taps to pay bills between revenue windows. That figure peaked above $100 billion in May 2024 and has let the state skip the bond market entirely for a decade, even through pandemic-era revenue swings.

The office's advice was blunt: don't accelerate the decline by borrowing more against it to paper over budget gaps. The cash balance now sits around 35% of annual disbursements, well above the 15-20% range seen before the Great Recession, and a return toward that older range is framed as normal rather than alarming.

Senate President pro Tempore Monique Limón credited Democratic budgeting for the record balance and the interest savings it's produced. The Assembly Speaker's office had no comment.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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A $90 billion pile of unspent money sounds like good news until you remember it exists because bills got paid late and projects got appropriated but never quite finished. Calling that ‘fiscal resilience’ is one way to put it; calling it a state that's really good at postponing things is another. Either way, the analyst's message boils down to the oldest advice there is: when you've finally got some cash put by, don't be the one who spends it twice.
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