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Zelenskyy, Stubb discuss strengthening Ukraine’s F-16s and air defenses after Russian attacks

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Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy discussed bolstering Ukraine's F-16 fleet and air defenses with Finnish President Alexander Stubb following a second straight night of Russian ballistic missile and drone attacks on Kyiv. Two people were killed in the capital and a child died in a separate strike on Vyshhorod, with damage reported across four Kyiv districts and hits on energy infrastructure.

Debris from an intercepted drone also fell on the grounds of a Western embassy, Kyiv's mayor said. Stubb has separately pushed for expanded Starlink coverage over areas where Russian missile launchers operate, a request he has directed at Elon Musk.

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