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Explosions spark blaze at Europe's largest oil depot in Russian Samara

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Explosions ignited a blaze overnight at the Samara crude distribution station, a facility spanning more than 216 hectares with 71 storage tanks holding over 1.6 million cubic meters of oil, according to independent outlet Astra. The site sits at the junction of four major pipelines carrying crude from Western Siberia, Tatarstan, Orenburg, and Kazakhstan.

Samara's mayor confirmed surface transit was briefly suspended during a missile alert, with the subway kept open as a shelter, while drone threat protocols stayed in effect through the morning. Russian authorities did not address the fire at the oil terminal itself.

Separate explosions were also reported overnight in Volgograd, near an oil refinery and a chemical plant, with residents describing low-flying drones before the blasts.

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