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Tech Feels More Expensive Than Ever — Thankfully, Labor Day Deals Make It Cheaper
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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A shopping guide promotes Labor Day tech deals including Apple AirTags at up to 19 percent off, alongside portable chargers, headphones and emergency radios, framed as savings worth grabbing before stock runs out.
Pricing comes entirely from the retailer's own listed 'regularly' figures compared against the current sale price, with no outside verification of either number.
The piece frames convenience gadgets as safety essentials without establishing any actual safety need being addressed.
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Nineteen percent off a tracking dot for your keys is being sold to you as urgent news, which tells you more about the advertising business than about your keys. If the discount were really about to vanish, it wouldn't need three paragraphs to convince you.