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Estonia opens talks with France on joining nuclear initiative

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Estonian Prime Minister Kristen Michal says Tallinn has opened talks with France about possibly joining a French initiative to deepen European nuclear deterrence cooperation. Estonia already sits under NATO's nuclear umbrella and hosts French troops, but Michal framed the talks as a natural next step in the relationship.

The specific format of any Estonian participation remains undetermined, and discussions with Paris are ongoing. Poland has launched similar talks with France, Lithuania is weighing changes to its constitutional restrictions on hosting nuclear weapons, and Finland has already amended its laws to permit their transit and storage.

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