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Democratic political advisor discusses the party's wins this week

Filed 1w ago · Via NPR · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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A Democratic political advisor offered a rundown of the party's recent wins for the week, framing them as evidence of momentum.

As with all such commentary, the analysis serves the advisor's own interests as much as the facts.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

Source: Read the original at NPR → Scored: Hot Swing · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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