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Missile strike damages Ozon warehouse and homes in Taganrog

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A missile strike damaged an Ozon warehouse in Taganrog along with two apartment buildings, three private houses, an educational institution and a commercial facility, Rostov Oblast Governor Yury Slyusar said. Regional authorities separately reported damage to a municipal gas pipeline, agricultural storage facilities and a grocery store.

Slyusar said the gas pipeline rupture did not disrupt utility service to residents. The report follows a string of recent strikes in the area, including a drone attack on a nearby oil depot and reported strikes on drone production sites near the same city.

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