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Monique Worrell responds to rumors she’s about to be suspended again

Filed 50m ago · Via Florida Phoenix · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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Monique Worrell, the twice-elected state attorney for Florida's 9th Judicial Circuit, said Tuesday she received a phone call warning her removal by Gov. Ron DeSantis was imminent, with a former assistant statewide officer lined up to replace her. The governor's office did not respond to a request for comment, and Attorney General James Uthmeier said he knew nothing about it.

Worrell cited falling crime statistics — a 33% drop in Orlando shootings and a 28% drop in Orange County crime overall — as evidence she is doing her job, and suggested any removal would instead be tied to a leaked grand jury report on the Hope Florida Foundation scandal, which named Uthmeier as having authority over an alleged $10 million diversion of Medicaid settlement funds.

Uthmeier has called the investigation a politically motivated witch hunt; Republican Sen. Rick Scott called the report deeply concerning. DeSantis previously suspended Worrell in 2023 for alleged neglect of duty, a decision the Florida Supreme Court upheld, but she won reelection in 2024 by 14 points.

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A governor who lost the first round in court and at the ballot box is, if the rumors hold, apparently readying a sequel — timed suspiciously close to a grand jury report naming his own attorney general. Florida's checks and balances continue to resemble a rematch nobody but the incumbent wanted.
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