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Russian forces strike Izyum with drones, injuring five

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Russian forces struck the town of Izyum in Kharkiv Oblast with drones on October 3, injuring five people, according to the town's military administration. The strikes hit around 7:40 a.m., damaging a warehouse at a processing facility near an instrument-making plant, an enterprise in the Lower Town district, and a private home in the southwest, sparking fires.

Windows and a roof on an apartment building were also damaged. A separate Russian drone struck Kyiv's Northern Bridge the same morning, damaging the road and trolleybus power lines and restricting traffic.

The report notes a previous attack on Izyum in September injured a two-month-old infant, and a recent strike on a Kharkiv Oblast farm killed six people.

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