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California high-speed rail cash crisis threatens new cutbacks

Filed 52m ago · Via Newsweek · The Buffoon Desk
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California's high-speed rail project could run out of money by December 2027, Inspector General Benjamin Belnap says, unless state leaders find new funding or a loan next year. The current plan already narrowed from a statewide Los Angeles-to-San Francisco system to a Bakersfield-to-Merced segment estimated to cost up to $36 billion, and Belnap warns even that could shrink further to a stretch between Madera and Poplar Avenue in rural Kern County.

Belnap said he flagged the fiscal cliff to lawmakers over the summer, but the legislature adjourned in September without acting. A key financing tool, language letting the authority borrow against future cap-and-invest revenue, won't be available again until July 2027, well after the projected shortfall hits.

Belnap's office has also found that consultants charged taxpayers for unnecessary or improperly approved travel. The rail authority told Newsweek it will tighten internal controls and recover improper costs, while Belnap said his own office is stretched thin, with just six staff to investigate a project this size.

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A watchdog with six people watching a $36 billion project is like sending one deputy to guard a whole county fair. The state had all summer to hear the warning and used it to do nothing, then went home. When the money runs dry, nobody in Sacramento will remember whose turn it was to refill it.
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