VOL. I · NO. 8597MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 14, 2026
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WHITE HOUSE ABSURDITY:

Nominations Sent to the Senate

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The White House announced a batch of nominations sent to the Senate, covering federal judgeships in Tennessee, North Dakota, Kentucky, Texas, Louisiana, Florida, Missouri, Oklahoma, Alaska and the Eighth Circuit, plus reappointments to the U.S. Sentencing Commission. Also included are ambassadorships to Barbados, Haiti, Saudi Arabia, Somalia, Djibouti and Suriname, along with agency posts spanning Treasury, Commerce, HUD, NASA and the FDA.

No rationale accompanies any individual pick; the release is simply names, states and titles.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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