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Do Your Socks Leave Marks On Your Legs? Here's What That Means For Your Health.

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Doctors quoted in the piece say sock indentations on the ankles and legs are usually harmless, caused by sitting or standing for long stretches, tight socks, dehydration, or a salty meal causing fluid retention.

Vascular surgeon Katherine Teter and family physician Brintha Vasagar say the marks become worth a doctor's visit if they're asymmetrical, worsen over time, or come with swelling, hyperpigmentation, or varicose veins.

In rarer cases, progressively worsening sock lines can be a sign of kidney disease or heart failure, according to the doctors interviewed.

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