VOL. I · NO. 8585WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 2, 2026
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Ted Cruz Makes Unexpected Confession About Trump’s Relentless ‘Lyin’ Ted’ Taunt

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Senator Ted Cruz told Sean Hannity's podcast that Donald Trump's 2016 ‘Lyin' Ted’ nickname, deployed during their bitter primary battle that also involved attacks on Cruz's wife, didn't anger him and was in fact ‘political genius’ because it targeted what Cruz considered his greatest strength: being trusted to keep his word. Cruz called it ‘jiu-jitsu’ and said he wasn't sure whether Trump calculated the insult that deeply or whether it was just instinctual.

Cruz, a potential 2028 candidate, also praised Trump in the same interview for having what he described as ‘cast-iron balls,’ continuing a long transformation from bitter 2016 rival to reliable ally.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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A man calls the nickname that mocked his integrity ‘brilliant’ years after pledging total loyalty to the man who coined it, and somehow that's the least surprising part of the story. This is less a confession than a job application, filed publicly, for whatever role remains open in 2028.
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