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Labor Day Deals Are Almost Over: Here Are 9 Sales You’ll Kick Yourself For Skipping

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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HuffPost's shopping vertical rounds up nine retailers it says deserve special recognition for Labor Day discounts, spanning beauty products, clothing and home goods from Nordstrom, Wayfair and Amazon among others.

The piece discloses upfront that HuffPost may earn a commission on purchases made through its links, a fact that sits awkwardly next to the enthusiastic recommendations that follow. One featured item, a $bed-of-nails-style acupressure mat, is accompanied by a lengthy explainer on Chinese medicine meridians to justify why 10,962 plastic nails might improve your circulation.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

Source: Read the original at HuffPost → Scored: Local Forecast - Elevator · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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