VOL. I · NO. 8604MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 21, 2026
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Newsom targets data center costs, resource usage with bevy of bills

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California Governor Gavin Newsom signed seven bills regulating the cost and environmental impact of data centers, covering electricity rates, water use, environmental review and public disclosure. The legislation responds to projections from the California Energy Commission showing data center energy demand rising sharply over the next decade.

Senate Bill 886 and Senate Bill 1168 aim to stop data center energy costs from being shifted onto other ratepayers, while Senate Bill 887 subjects data center projects to full environmental review under the California Environmental Quality Act, following a judge's recent halt of a nearly 1 million-square-foot project in Imperial Valley. Other bills require data centers to report energy and water use to state and local authorities before approval.

Newsom's signing statement directly criticized the Trump administration's deregulatory approach to data centers, while Trump has previously said communities refusing data centers could become 'backwards and poor.'

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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Seven bills is a lot of paperwork to solve a problem that boils down to one plain question: who pays when a warehouse full of servers drinks the town's water and eats the grid's capacity. Making the data centers answer that before the meter runs is about as basic as requiring a new neighbor to pay for his own driveway. The fight over whether that counts as innovation or common sense will run right through the midterms.
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