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Dana Nessel says she’ll vote for Abdul El-Sayed, ending potential Michigan Democratic Party rift

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Michigan Attorney General Dana Nessel said on the 'For the Sake of the Argument' podcast that she'll vote for Democratic Senate nominee Abdul El-Sayed, ending months of daylight between them after she'd originally backed Rep. Haley Stevens in the primary. Nessel said she can't square her values with even considering Republican nominee Mike Rogers, who has Trump's endorsement.

Nessel's break with El-Sayed traced back to a tense spring party convention where some Jewish Democrats said they were harassed by pro-Palestinian delegates, prompting Nessel to skip the summer convention and warn that Michigan Jews felt unwelcome in their own party. El-Sayed, appearing alongside her, said the two won't always agree but that mutual concern for each other's families is enough to build on.

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