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Rap duo Salt-N-Pepa ask Second Circuit to revive UMG copyright case

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Salt-N-Pepa asked the Second Circuit to revive their bid to reclaim ownership of their first four albums from Universal Music Group, after a district judge dismissed the case in January on grounds that the group's original 1986 agreements never actually granted them the copyrights they're now trying to terminate.

Their attorney argued the lower court invented a legal requirement that artists must expressly assert ownership, calling it contrary to the intent of copyright termination law; UMG countered that the plain language of the agreements shows the transfer came from producer Hurby Azor's company, not the duo themselves.

The panel, including a judge who questioned how copyrights could transfer before songs were even recorded, did not rule from the bench, leaving Salt-N-Pepa's catalogue ownership unresolved.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
Forty years on, the folks who made the record are still arguing with the folks who own the record, and the paperwork from back when nobody thought it would matter is what decides it. It's a reminder that a handshake and a contract signed by a 19-year-old with a producer holding all the leverage tends to outlast the fame it built. The music stays theirs in every sense except the one a court cares about.
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