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In Arizona’s most competitive district, Ciscomani and Mendoza spar over healthcare policies

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Republican Rep. Juan Ciscomani and Democrat JoAnna Mendoza are clashing over healthcare in Arizona's toss-up 6th Congressional District, a race that could help decide House control. Ciscomani defends his vote for the One Big Beautiful Bill as protecting Medicaid by targeting fraud, while Mendoza says it pushes low-income Arizonans off AHCCCS through added paperwork requirements.

A Congressional Budget Office analysis estimated the law would cut Medicaid and CHIP spending by more than a trillion dollars over a decade and leave 11.8 million more Americans uninsured. The bill requires enrollees to reapply twice yearly and work, study, or volunteer 80 hours a month.

Hospital officials warned of billions in losses and possible closures; the Arizona Hospital and Healthcare Association projected a $6 billion hit over seven years, with more than half the state's hospitals potentially operating in the red. Mendoza did not specify how she would restore the funding if elected.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
Cutting a trillion dollars and calling it fraud prevention is like draining the whole pond and calling it mosquito control. Meanwhile the challenger wants the money back but hasn't said where it comes from, which is its own kind of dodge. Rural hospitals don't get to wait for either side to finish the argument before their lights go out.
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