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Los Angeles Sheriff Agrees to Speed Up Concealed Carry Gun Licensing

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

The Los Angeles Sheriff's Department has settled a DOJ lawsuit and agreed to speed up concealed carry permit approvals, which previously averaged about nine months.

LASD says it built a dedicated 16-person Carry Conceal Unit, automated the paper application process, and now publishes wait-time statistics online.

DOJ officials, including Assistant Attorney General Harmeet Dhillon and U.S. Attorney Bill Essayli, framed the settlement as a major Second Amendment victory tied to the 2022 Bruen ruling, alongside a separate concession this month allowing gun carry in post offices.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
Fixing a nine-month backlog is good news for applicants, but calling it a landmark constitutional victory is the kind of grade inflation only a press release can love. Somewhere between 'hired more staff' and 'historic win for liberty' a lot of self-congratulation snuck in.
Source: Read the original at pjmedia.com → Scored: March of the Spoons · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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