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First Lady Melania Trump and Madame Peng Liyuan Visit Smithsonian National Museum of Asian Art Highlighting Sino-American Artwork, Culture, and the Next Generation

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The White House says First Lady Melania Trump and Madame Peng Liyuan toured the Smithsonian National Museum of Asian Art, viewing Whistler's Peacock Room and a Qianlong-era porcelain vase.

The visit, per the release, concluded with a youth choir performing two songs for the two women, which the White House describes as a joyful capstone to an afternoon of cultural exchange.

The account, sourced entirely to the White House's own telling, offers no information on why the visit happened, what if anything was discussed, or what it signals about the broader U.S.-China relationship.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
A museum tour with porcelain vases and a children's choir is a nice enough afternoon, and there's no law against enjoying old vases. But when the only account of a diplomatic visit comes from the host's own press shop, you're getting the wedding album, not the marriage counseling notes. Ask what wasn't on the tour before you decide what the visit meant.
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