VOL. I · NO. 8565THURSDAY, AUGUST 13, 2026
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Wisconsin Democrats chose a middle path – will it lead to victory in November?

Filed 1w ago · Via The Guardian · The Buffoon Desk
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Bumbly March
Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

David Crowley, the Milwaukee county executive, narrowly defeated democratic socialist Francesca Hong for the Democratic nomination for Wisconsin governor, despite polling showing her with a clear lead heading into the vote.

Crowley had exited the race in early July before re-entering later that month with the backing of outgoing Governor Tony Evers, consolidating moderate and undecided voters who believed he had a better shot against Republican Tom Tiffany in November.

Hong conceded and pledged support for Crowley, and the two held a show-of-unity brunch. Analysts noted her near-win still represents progress for the party's left flank even in defeat.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
The Democratic establishment's idea of a bold new direction is apparently 'the guy the outgoing governor already liked,' snuck back into the race at the last minute like a substitute teacher nobody voted for. Call it unity if you want, but it's really just risk aversion with a cheerful brunch photo op attached.
Source: Read the original at The Guardian → Scored: Bumbly March · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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